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Freelance Copywriter hits the streets

Freelance Copywriter hits the streets

Date: Dec 20 - Comments: 0 - Category: copywriting, creative copywriting, freelance copywriter, inspiration, Street - By: Sally

This festive special is dedicated to all the businesses out there without a creative Freelance Copywriter.

You might need a tissue for this next performance*. And you’ll most definitely need a generous bite of mince pie and steaming swig of mulled wine to fully appreciate the silly seasoning. So without further ado…

Please welcome on stage, Sa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ally Symondson of Salsify Crea-a-a-a-a-a-a-tive!

<Awkward silence, unnerving amp squeal, unsavoury throat clearance>

In one single moment your whole life can turn around, you stand there for a minute staring straight into the ground

Looking to the left slightly then looking back down, your world feels like it’s caved in, proper sorry frown

Please let me show you how it could be for us, how I can help you grow and adjust. The wicked thing is I am someone you can trust

We can have an open relationship, yes we must

You get in touch, I answer straight back and our eyes light-up ‘cos we know we’ll do so much

Then your eyes must have widened for what seems an eternity, as you reflected on what we created

<All together now>

Dry your eyes now, I know it’s hard coping without a creative Writer

There’s a Freelance Copywriter here, you see…

So dry your eyes now, I know you want to make me see how much this pain hurts, but you’ve got to get up now and start over…”

<Repeat chorus 100 times before heightened amp squeal abruptly cuts the last verse short>

*If you think I’m actually trying to be ‘street’ or even shed a tear during the performance, you really need some down-time over the festive period…

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